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# #1. If you won't go to Delphi, the oracle will arrive in your fridge.
- URL: https://www.layersofzoe.net/1/
- Published: 2025-01-15T20:00:00.000Z
- Updated: 2026-06-27T17:13:21.000Z
- Author: Layers of Zoe
- Tags: Signals, Barthes & Dalí

If you do not leave your house,  
the world will come to you  
in increasingly ridiculous forms.

A pigeon will enter a train.  
A goat will become mayor.  
A piece of toast will win  
a contemporary art prize.

You will not be lonely,  
but you will be entirely unprepared.