#22. Instructions for Putting Out the Rubbish.
(Porto, alternate Saturdays)
In certain parts of Porto,
the rubbish goes out by category.
Organic on Mondays.
Plastics on Wednesdays.
Regret on alternate Saturdays.
The trick is to label it correctly.
Shame is not recyclable.
Nostalgia is.
Bitterness must be double‑bagged.
Never leave disappointment in the wrong bin.
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